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peanutbutterandnarry:

princeharrehs:

princeharrehs:

i just ordered pizza and as i was about to hang up i said love you out of habit and the guy said it back and after a whole minute of dead silence he just tells me that he hopes that i’m not expecting a discount on the pizza just cause we confessed our undying love for each other! oMFG!

guys! he sent me a note on one of the napkins and i just

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you guys should get married.


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the-absolute-funniest-posts:

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My lovely followers, please follow this blog immediately!


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laughingsquid:

Geneticists Discover Y Chromosome That Predates Mankind

Kinda looks like saggy, long balls and a short peep. How appropriate, Y Chromosome, how appropriate indeed.

laughingsquid:

Geneticists Discover Y Chromosome That Predates Mankind

Kinda looks like saggy, long balls and a short peep. How appropriate, Y Chromosome, how appropriate indeed.


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theangeldetective:

bosomwhisperer:

un-malentendu:

LITERAL TEARS NOW I’M FORCING MY CATS TO HUG ME AND TELLING THEM I LOVE THEM OH MY GOD WHY WOULD YOU WRITE THIS IT LITERALLY SHATTERED MY HEART

FUCK YOU FUCK EVERYTHING I FUCKING QUIT

I’M TEARING UP IN THE CS LAB I HATE YOU ALL.

Please, don’t abuse your pets. This tears me up inside, and I just want to rescue the poor cartoon cat. ):

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In that second pic, he’s all “Wassup!” …d’aw.

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I wants.

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 It’s so quiet here, and i feel so cold. This house no longer feels like home.
It’s so quiet here, and i feel so cold. This house no longer feels like home.

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vectorbelly:

Twitter: The Comic is a collection of comics based on the greatest tweets of our generation. The source material is used verbatim, typos and all. Despite the seemingly random nature of the tweets, the comic has reoccurring characters and story arcs that aren’t fully understood unless experienced through a single reading. With explicit permission from the writers of each comic, Twitter: The Comic could be a pretty rad book.

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faded-as-my-jeans:

No.

You’re allergic to shirts. Trust me.

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I love Granny.


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lulz

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jyleshay:

Bag End Bonsai - Created by Chris Guise

Someone, please make this for me. Promise to keep it alive.


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